SHOCKING! Lisa has nothing! WHAT! I rely on you for interesting insights, outrageous raves, rambling rants. Where are you today! I guess you can have the day off, but just this once.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?! Q: How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge? A: There's footprints in the butter. Q: Why do elephants paint their ears yellow? A: That's not paint, its butter. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown? A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms. Q: How did the pygmie break his back? A: He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.
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Somedays I feel the same way. :)
SHOCKING! Lisa has nothing! WHAT! I rely on you for interesting insights, outrageous raves, rambling rants. Where are you today! I guess you can have the day off, but just this once.
Sorry to hear you have writers block. Here is something that I wrote back in the day which may highlight your thoughts as you compose a post:
http://cajoh.blogspot.com/2008/06/writers-block.html
Enjoy,
Are you trying to steal my post idea? :)
I swear, I think about doing a post like this at least once a week.
I hear ya. At least you posted blank inside. I just avoid the computer.
And that's totally okay. We still love you!
How about an elephant joke? :)
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: (they will say NO). Works, doesn't it?!
Q: How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?
A: That's not paint, its butter.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How did the pygmie break his back?
A: He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.
I'm with SO. Sometimes I just pretend that my blog doesn't exist for a day or two. At least we know you're still alive! :)
I don't either and yet still I talk. What's wrong with me?
Chris, you're killing me!
:)
I'm teaching that joke to my boys. I love it! :)
I love it when cardds say Balnk Inside becasue you know you can use it for any occasion.
Just like this post
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