Tuesday, February 3, 2009

sick, wrong, and Sick'n'Wrong

I'll admit, I didn't spend my entire Monday searching the blogosphere to make sure that nobody else mentioned this...but there are a few things that have scarred my mind as a result of Sunday's Super viewing and they need to be addressed.


Lets start with "Sick"...I know some people think of Bruce Springsteen as "the Boss"... soooo...since when did it become appropriate for any "Boss" to slide his crotch right into your living room? Do I have a case for sexual harrassment? I do not recall asking for my entire TV screen to be blacked out by the Boss' tightlyencasedinblackdenim nether-regions.
It made the "highlights"...last 6 seconds....*shudder* (sorry, the embed link wasn't working, either that or I am too lame to know how to make it work)


Moving on to "Wrong"...Hey Boobula...how much did you tip the cameraman to get your red-spaghetti-strapped-"perky"-self on the "Boob-tube" 4 times in one 12 minute half time show? There were what? 70-75thousand people to chose from and you got your tata's highlighted approximately once every 3 minutes? I will say this...you looked like you were having a good time! (I am too scared to google "girl in red tank top"...to find you all a picture, but hey, if you watched the show, you know who I'm talking about)


Now for "SickNWrong"...this is what my husband really hoped I would make for superbowl snacks, but since I am a mean wife and refused to go to the grocery store Saturday night he didn't get one. Maybe for his b-day?...nah. I actually like him quite a bit and want to keep him around a while. In case you aren't familiar with this particular delicacy, it involves a weaved "Bacon Basket" 2 lbs of italian sausage, more bacon, some spices and some bbq sauce. You can get the recipe here.



17 comments:

Vanessa said...

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!! Do we really need to see the woman fifty times w/the ugly face and big chest?? And Bruce, do you need to use your microphone stand as a stripper pole? We turned it to Wipeout so the kids weren't scarred for life.

Cajoh said...

My wife and I always tell each other "he's not MY boss" whenever we hear Bruce. I think we switched over to Animal Planet to watch the Kittens in the half-time show of the Puppy Bowl.

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

Boss crotch...just nasty..I agree with CaJoh..he' not my boss either...yuck!

~ Straight Shooter ~ said...

We are with ya on this one Lisa!
And CaJoh. We watched the mind-numbing Puppy Bowl (previously recorded for endless mind numbing future watching again and again and...) too!
Once again the commericals were too adult and really not that great.
The game was exciting, which was a change. But, I can't say it was worth all the efforts our fam took to watch it this year...

Just SO said...

I really hope the person getting that shot got some sort of extra money for emotional damage. *shudder*

I didn't watch the Super Bowl so I didn't see the girl in the tank top. I did google but I don't think that they had pictures of her.

Jillene said...

I saw the BOSS and his crotch and his sidekick and all I could think is NASSSSSSTY!!

I also saw the boob lady--HELLO?! Also NASSSSSSTY!!

And that sandwich thing--I threw up little in my mouth. I don't do bacon!!

Brittany Marie said...

Wow. Reason #926356-B that I don't watch the Super Bowl.

Lara Neves said...

I am going to puke about those snacks you posted. Ugh.

I wasn't paying very much attention to the Super Bowl...and Joel fast forwarded through almost everything that wasn't pure football anyway. :)

AW Cake! said...

Woah...that looks like a clogged artery and it hasn't even entered anyone's body yet!
(Didn't watch the big game - don't have a right to comment on the other stuff...sorry!)

Melanie Jacobson said...

Sorry, but I still think Bruce Springsteen is one of America's most underrated poets ever, excluding the crotch slide.

Gotta go with you on Boobula. I'm glad to see her investment paid off, though. It'd be a shame if she bought those things and got nothing for it, wouldn't it?

blogismycopilot said...

that is entirely too much sausage in a single post. ick

Brittney said...

I saw the big boob lady, and I said the same thing. I was grossed out by the microphone pole dance before the boss even started singing. At least you didn't get the hard core porn switch a roo that happened in tucson

Goob said...

what happened in Tucson??? is that a joke? Somehow I doubt that was an "accident" somebody in a control room somewhere thought it would be funny.

Jen said...

I did NOT even see the Boss do that on screen? I must have turned my head and was talking when that happened! Yikes! There's something wrong with that.

It's me said...

You didn't search hard enough. http://justwanderingthrough.blogspot.com/2009/02/aaaarghh-my-eyes-my-eyes.html

I was so disgusted I posted before the halftime show was even OVER.

I'm still scarred.

(Saw you over at *sweet*s house. We all share some scheduling things in common)

Tana said...

I missed the entire thing. I was kinda sad about it,but now I am glad I watched Reruns of Biggest Loser. I like really big tata's better.

elesa said...

Thank you so much. Conan tried to demonstrate the Crotch/Camera slam, but being able to see the Boss do it himself just made me laugh for about 10 minutes.