My Life According to Madness -the "Our House, In the Middle of our Street..." guys

ok, I'm out of ideas and this one looked fun. I chose a favorite childhood band.

My Life According to...Madness

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

Pick your Artist:
Madness

Describe yourself:
Idiot Child

How do you feel:
Forever Young

Describe where you currently live:
House of fun

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Bed and Breakfast Man

Your favorite form of transportation:
Night Boat to Cairo

Your best friend:
Baggy Trousers

You and your best friend are:
Embarrassment

What's the weather like:
Grey Day

Favorite time of day:
NW5

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
One Step Beyond

What is life to you:


Your relationship:
It Must Be Love

Your fear:
Yesterday's Men

What is the best advice you have to give:


Thought for the Day:
The Liberty of Norton Folgate

How I would like to die:
Cardiac Arrest

My soul's present condition:
Lovestruck

My motto:
Shut Up

lol, I guess Madness was a lousy choice of bands because there weren't even enough songs to answer the questions. Oh well. Fun tag anyways.