Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Don't you hate it when...

**Hey guys, I know you all have read this already, but I really want to win the amazing purse and gift cards that Shelley is giving away over at BlokThoughts, so do me a favor and bear with me. If I need your help at any point ( IE...need your VOTES...I'll let you know, but for now, enjoy this little peice of Cheer)

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Don't you hate it when you are home alone, not really feeling your best, laying on the couch watching tv and you realize your day is suddenly about to get 1000% better because you just looked down with one eye to the floor and realized that somebody left a chocolate covered almond on the floor and nobody is home to see you pick it up and eat it, so you do, and your mouth is watering, and you lips are quivering and you greedily stuff that beautiful lump of joy in your mouth and you begin to savor it, allowing it to melt slowly on your tongue and you notice the texture isn't quite right, and... then... you... realize...there's a problem, a rather large problem and suddenly you find yourself rocketing out of the couch, headed for the toilet, shaking, (but this time not out of ecstasy) spitting, clawing at your tongue, grabbing soap, toothpaste and water, lots and lots of water,vinegar, more soap, anything you can cleanse your palate with because it turned out... that was no chocolate covered almond...


*technically speaking this is my brother's story. I won't tell ya' which one though!

23 comments:

ramsam said...

Oops!
I bet chocolate covered almonds never were the same after that.

Jillybean said...

Yet another reason NOT to have a cat.

Mommy Madness said...

EWWWWWW!!!!! I am totally gagging!

Kristina P. said...

I'm with Jill on this one. I'm sure the evil cat purposely made his feces look like candy. Cats are the devil.

So said...

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! *shudder & shiver*

Jillene said...

I agree with Kristina's comment 100%!! Cats are of the devil!! Nasty buggers!!

Lara said...

ICK! But too funny. Also, I'm relieved to hear it didn't happen to you.

Tink said...

Holy crap...literally! I about threw up once I realized what was being savored and then puked! Ewwwww.

Erin said...

Vinegar in the mouth was a good idea. I wonder if bleach would have worked better?

Whitney R said...

hahahahaha. I have a similar story. But not with pooh, and it does involve my brother. And him sleeping. With his mouth open. Oh.. I still laugh to this day.

But Ehh, gross!

the letter Bee said...

I DO hate when that happens!!

PS: I think Almond Rocha looks like cat poo rolled in litter.

Vanessa said...

EWW, i just threw up a little in my mouth.

Mina said...

Ah man, are you serious? That's gross. I'll never be able to touch either brother again. Without latex gloves, anyway. I'll make sure they know it's your fault.

Eeeew.

Susan said...

That was absolutely disgusting. Seriously, my husband and I just gagged a bit. Really.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

LOL...LOL...breathe, breathe, breathe!

K that was funny...really, really, funny!

I SO would have done the same thing because I'm addicted to chocolate! :)

"texture just wasn't right"! lol! I'm sure taste falls in there somewhere! :)

Jessica Stier said...

Dang! That is a great story!!!! I think you might have me beat with this Don't You Hate it When story. Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Jessica
www.MomShots.com

Tink said...

Ugh! Loved to read it again cuz it brought another chuckle! Thanks and have a wonderful day. Hugs.

Channon said...

Oh gosh, that story is too freaking funny!!!!!

Thanks for stopping by to read my entry as well, I love the blog, and I will keep coming back!! Good luck!

binks said...

Oh, so Shelle was talking about you when she said, "GROSS!" and all this time, I was led to believe it was me. lol

That was repulsive and incredibly funny.

HobbyZu said...

Oh gross!!! Ewwwwwwwww! *vomit, vomit*

Nan said...

gag gag.. heave heave.. gulp gulp, OK, maybe now I can type. OOOPS, too soon, shudder shudder, ack ack!

So... how badly do you REALLY want to win? Gonna have to visit me to see why I ask.

clan of the cave hair said...

I am currently the underdog. Apparently there are worse things than sticking cat poop in your mouth expecting chocolate. I don't know how that could be, but hey, who am I to judge? Paint being used for a slipper slide would be pretty bad, as would being covered in your hubby's pubes...but common! I KNOW I made you laugh! Go vote, for Me! Please!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

okay good you know about the contest...just have people go and vote on one computer and then vote on another and then another...they can vote as many times as they want...!