Don't you hate it when you find out you're not funny, you're just mean? But everybody except for the person who is most important to you thinks you're dang hilarious? Its not fair, because you just want to keep the roll of thunderous applause for your clever-wit rumbling along, but you don't want your dearest to continue to feel hurt. Don't you hate it when you can't even put up an example of what you're talking about, because it would probably just be exploiting the situation for more humor? And don't you hate it when you are confronted with acid wash, plaid, mullets, and slap bracelets, and you absolutely- under no circumstances- had better laugh at that?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
And finally, don't you hate it when you have an item at your disposal that you are absolutely certain could WIN you the adorable little bird prize and the gift card, but if you used it, you'd be in the doghouse for months?
*I'm fully expecting your sympath vote here. Don't tell me you don't vote "sympathy" I've seen some of the past winners! ;)
This is mostly just my acknowledgment of Shelle's contest...if you want to see the "real" entries...the one's that will make you laugh and say "Yeah, I really DO hate it when..." visit Shelle at BlokThoughts.
Posted by Goob at 10:37 PM