Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Am I the only person on the planet that cannot even begin to comprehend what the purpose of a vibrating mascara wand is?  WHY would I stick a vibrating point with a spikey brush on the end anywhere NEAR my EYE~! I am completely confused and just don't get it.  And where do they stock this exactly?  Next to the fingertip massagers? 

11 comments:

Vanessa said...

I have lots of nasty jokes running through my mind, but I'll refrain!

Chef Tess said...

Oh dear...

Jillene said...

Uuuummmm....I like Vanessa have some really nasty things going through my mind about this vibrator--oh I mean mascara wand.

clan of the cave hair said...

FYI it was almost impossible for me to even come up with anything "clean" to say about this. But you know...My sis did know a girl in high school that used her mascara tube for some interesting applications. I'm wondering if she now works for maybelline!

Heatherlyn said...

I've never heard of that before. BUT, I think, if your really wanted to know, it's because I've seen professional makeup people and they move the mascara 'wand' (or whatever its called) back and forth in smallish movements when applying it. It supposedly is for more even application and to lengthen the lashes. I guess the vibration movement is supposed to do that for you ... but I somehow doubt it is a very good idea in practice.

The Wixom Zoo said...

Holy crap, I'd be blind the first time that thing even got near my eye! I have to admit, though, that I'm curious. Maybe I'll go get a tube so that I can tell people I have a vibrating mascara wand! I'd be SO POPULAR!!! j/k!

Lara said...

Weird. I am sure that it is because you're supposed to wiggle the wand to get your mascara on evenly, but that just seems like a bad idea.

Whitney R said...

Hmm...maybe it's to wiggle it's way into your lashes.... but I can do that by myself with a regular brush.

And I'm not adding to the dirty minded comments even though we are all thinking it...

Martha H. said...

There is NO WAY that thing is getting anywhere near my eyes!

That is just too weird.

(Vanessa! I like the way your mind works. ha ha ha)

Jessie Geroux said...

LOL lisa at "finger tip massagers"...

I am so glad based off of that line in the blog and the comments you have gotten so far that I am not the only one that went in a southward direction of this new products "real purpose"

LOL

I poke my eyes out with regular mascara..this stuff would be awful LOL

PS I never knew we were supposed to wiggle the wand...shows how little I know about make up I guess LOL

SO said...

Bizarre!