Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sad Conclusions

Almond M&M's are not health food.


A tu-tu doesn't make everybody look like a dancer

I'm not always right

Deep thoughts rarely are

Sometimes a handshake is not enough

People lie

Anybody offering an "amazing opportunity" is probably one of those people above

Parts is Parts, and even 100% beef weiners are still made from "Parts"

Its impossible to say "Yippe-yay-yeah" without following it up with "Mini Sirloin Burgers"

Babies grow up

The ad for quick slim is true...all a guy has to do to drop 20 lbs is give up soda

Doing what you've always done will get you what you've always gotten

"Golden Gaytime" isn't really an appropriate name for cream-filled ice-cream treats covered in nuts.

Some chocolate is just not worth eating

A green label with a pretty flower does not an earth friendly cleaner make

The prettiest item in the store will always be the most expensive 

1+1 will eventually end up equalling 3 or more

What is real is apparently open for interpretation

Reality TV isn't REAL

By the time you're old enough to know something is stupid, the one's still doing it think you're too old to know what's cool

The saying includes "Old Age" and "Treachery" in the same phrase for a reason

A solved mystery is often a big let-down

I'm no Einstein


9 comments:

Jillene said...

Great list. So sad, but SO true!!

Kristina P. said...

What about Peanut M&Ms? I like to eat them with spinach.

Heatherlyn said...

Yep. :) (Except, I do like the solved mystery.)

Vanessa said...

I don't want my baby to grow up. It makes me sad!

Karen said...

Very thoughtful list. I agree that not all chocolate is worth eating. If you're going to inhale the calories, they might as well by yummy ones.

The Wixom Zoo said...

Mmmm....M&M's....

J. P. said...

people who dont have Jack in the Box think your on crack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXkmvrT_e8

tammy said...

"Reality TV isn't REAL".....amen!!

Brilliant post. Even if you're not Einstein.

Jillybean said...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEANUT M&Ms AREN'T HEALTH FOOD???

I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THIS! I'M PLUGGING MY EARS! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..............



Peanuts are healthy.