Almond M&M's are not health food.
A tu-tu doesn't make everybody look like a dancer
I'm not always right
Deep thoughts rarely are
Sometimes a handshake is not enough
Anybody offering an "amazing opportunity" is probably one of those people above
Parts is Parts, and even 100% beef weiners are still made from "Parts"
Its impossible to say "Yippe-yay-yeah" without following it up with "Mini Sirloin Burgers"
Babies grow up
The ad for quick slim is true...all a guy has to do to drop 20 lbs is give up soda
Doing what you've always done will get you what you've always gotten
"Golden Gaytime" isn't really an appropriate name for cream-filled ice-cream treats covered in nuts.
Some chocolate is just not worth eating
A green label with a pretty flower does not an earth friendly cleaner make
The prettiest item in the store will always be the most expensive
1+1 will eventually end up equalling 3 or more
What is real is apparently open for interpretation
Reality TV isn't REAL
By the time you're old enough to know something is stupid, the one's still doing it think you're too old to know what's cool
The saying includes "Old Age" and "Treachery" in the same phrase for a reason
A solved mystery is often a big let-down
I'm no Einstein