Seriously people, I know exactly who makes public toilet seats filthy and disgusting. Its not the people who actually sit on them, its the squatters. You know who you are, leaving the public restroom looking like it was doused by a lemonade storm, all because you choose not to consider basic biology in making your decision on whether to sit or defy your divinely designed anatomy and attempt standing.
THE ONLY PEOPLE GETTING SICK BECAUSE OF TOILET SEATS ARE THE ONES GAGGING UP THEIR LUNCH BECAUSE OF THE MESS YOU LEFT BEHIND!
Put down a Nixon Bib and Sit for goodness sake. Oh, and wash your hands too, please?