In case you cant read this the first screen says :
I have been studying mixed martial arts for months. I will
now dominate you without throwing a single punch.
Second screen: Prepare to be submitted via a deep and vicious armbar-
the pain you are about to feel-
Third screen: Ok, I'm going to have to ask you not to lift me
over your head while I'm dominating you.
( in case there's any question, I (Lisa) would be the little dog in this scenario.)