Monday, September 28, 2009

Parkour Park Whore

Does this look like something you would wear someplace like this?
We didn't think so either, and yet...4 inch platforms and all, there were two of them, one Alice type, one...not really sure, except she had the biggest dunlop (as in her belly done lopped over her skirt) I've ever seen on a (Prositute? Adult movie wannabe actress?  Halloween Catalog model?) They were coming down the hill with their "photographer" friend when we were just arriving at the trail head Friday night. We thought perhaps they confused the art of Parkour (the art of getting from point A to point B in as creative a fashion as possible) for Park Whore...then again....maybe we shouldn't go there.

 As it turns out, after last weeks run-in with the drunkies who were arguing over whether or not noticing a beautiful child made them a child molester, and these 3 pillars of society, it is not the rattle snakes that are the reason I've felt to not venture out to the trails without JP...its the WEIRDOS!

5 comments:

Vanessa said...

It's the creepy people that you have to watch out for in the great outdoors. My husband runs into them all the time while fishing. I should make him carry some pepper spray or something.

Lara said...

Ummm....weird stuff. I would definitely never think I'd see one of those skanky Halloween costumes while out hiking!

Jillene said...

That is CRAZY!! I would have laughed, covered my childrens eyes, & laughed again.

tiburon said...

That is so odd it is hysterical!! I love it! :)

Kristina P. said...

Was Johnny Depp around?