Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Secret-Exposed...

I just figured out the secret to the "Eat anything you want and still lose weight" diet.
Really, I did!
Its either meth...OR...

you have to want to eat lettuce and boiled chicken for every meal.

You're welcome.  I thought you'd appreciate that.

6 comments:

tiburon said...

I'll take the meth please.

Kristina P. said...

How does crack fit into this?

Kristina P. said...

Oh, and my coworkers and I like to play a game called "If you were an addict, what would your drug of choice be?"

I think I would pick pot. My friend Amanda also says meth because she would get skinny and get a lot done. Ummm, except for your teeth falling out and meth sores all over your body, it sounds awesome.

Jessie Geroux said...

dont forget the old addage that whatever you eat while standing up just keeps going on through...this also applies to anything left on your kids plate that you snarf..I am highly considering removing all seating options in our house LOL

clan of the cave hair said...

I've also hear that if you eat on the toilet you're feeding the devil...does that mean he gets the calories? Cuz if so, I've got a new eating place.

ramsam said...

so where does that leave caffeine????
when I went off it, I gained quick- much to the dismay of everyone who said I would lose weight off caffeine.
Oh well...
my drug of choice is Diet Coke