The following is an excerpt from an e-mail exchange I had today with an employee of a big-box office supply store. The original e-mail mentioned a problem with a previous printing order and this was a portion of her reply.
"I do apologize for the incontinence ."
Jane Doe,
Impress Supervisor
Notice the Title? I'm so NOT impressed! ( But I have been laughing "hysterectomy" ALL DAY LONG) hahahahhaahahaaaaaaaaaa
L.
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5 comments:
I'd be apologizing for incontinence, too. 'Cause that's straight gross!
mel wondered if I suggested anything more absorbent...that STILL has me giggling!
Incontinence would indeed be something to apologize for. And impotence. That reminds me of a Simpsons quote:
Homer [on being a spokesman for a drug for baldness and impotence]: "I'm bald and important!"
There's also the story of the guy who got up at testimony meeting to give his Thank-timoney about everybody's helpfullness to him and his family when he suffered a broken scrotum...his wife then followed him to the podium and said "sternum dear, sternum".
I've often wondered how many mistakes spell check lets through.
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