"So, let me get this straight, in one 3 minute conversation we've gone from Butt Licking to Eating Bird Brains?"
"Its MEAT and its a LOAF...and everybody's going to eat it"
"I'm a happy boy! hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba"
"Oh, so do it the way Jp and I play fight?"
"I'm gonna go like this..."
"I just don't really feel like eating"
"I asked her about Barney, she said 'No, his name is Mr. Purple"
"Oh, not that again, I got that in jail!"
"What I should have said was...his little dog spot got hit by a car-hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba"
"Who are we kidding, we both know you'll be more comfortable in the guest room"
"Hey buddy, you are really tempting your mom to kick you"
"I leaned in for a kiss, and you punched me!"
"I still want a kiss"
"Is that girl wearing a SNUGGIE?...On an Eliptical Machine? "
"Who's baby farted?"
"I'd like a King Bed at a Queen Price"
"Are you allowed to let us in here?"
"Its crazy, but its well done crazy"
"Our next house is going to have a water closet"
"Is WEDGE his REAL name?!"