Thursday, January 22, 2009

Things that make you go "hmmmmm"....

"Its not that I want you all muscle-y, but you sure are marshmallow-y right now."
(what do you call that point between marshmallow and muscle?)

Is it Marshmellow, or Marshmallow?

Practicing Extreme Honesty.
(why not, I'm already in trouble for my mouth most of the it possible to kick-it-up a notch?)

If you're going to try to be the cool mom and draw a starwars symbol on your son's lunchbag, you may want to look at a picture or something first. If you chose not too, you will be schooled on the proper techniques at the end of the your 5 year old.

"Jesus is coming to our house mom!"-"really?"-"yeah, he told me I better poop in the toilet."
(have my prayers been answered?!)

The phrase "Why do you come here when you know it makes things hard for me" has been going through my head for 4 days now. (10virtual brownie points if you can name that song...)

There is a song for EVERYTHING

I had a dream that an acquaintance who is doing some work for my employer offered me a ride home and then drove me off a cliff. I saved myself, but I was left literally my fingernails, with about a 100ft drop. He got on a greyhound bus and left me to figure out how to get home.---"what the?..."

Am I the only one who thought it was "Dirty Deek and the Thundercheifs?" (sing that to Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap).



Kristina P. said...

It's marshmallow, with an "a."

Sorry about that dream! Sounds scray!

Lara said...

How can I get Jesus to come to my house and potty train Sophie? Please let me know. :)

Jillene said...

My SIL wor a fanny pack over her pregnant belly on Black Friday. I WAS SO EMBARASSED!!

CaJoh said...

Yes, there is a song for EVERYTHING… and I probably have sung it. I am notorious for singing about strange things at the drop of a hat. I just went brain dead, but I'll have to write a post about me being the Radio Head that I am.

Heatherlyn said...

I've been wondering that myself about marshmallow. Because, you know, what's with the 'a'? It sounds like mellow, with an 'e'. But the spell check doesn't like that true-to-sound spelling.

blogismycopilot said...

"I'm not going to write you a love song"...or maybe I will. Yes, there is a song for EVERYTHING.
Also stopping by to let you know we are re-launching Blog is My Co-Pilot with a brand new project. Look for "Official Co-Pilot" awards coming soon to a corner of the blogosphere near you!.

clan of the cave hair said...

Kristina, thank you for the confirmation on correct spelling

Lara, umm...I'm wondering if my husband threatened her with a "come to jesus meeting"...he was pretty upset when she didn't use the toilet yesterday.

Jillene...what the? Dude nobody should EVER do that, EVER!

caJoh, but are you a RadioHead FAN?

Heatherlyn, that is exactly what myproblem was.

CoPilot-sounds fun

J. P. said...

"you tell 'em I'm comin'...and HELLS comin' with me!"

name that quote!

The Sartori's said...

there is this guy that comes to my salon regularly that is a very large well built black man. He wears a fanny pack.

So does hulk hogan.

Anonymous said...

Jesus is going to be sorry this got out, 'Cause I need a heavy to deal with our room cleaning issues.

Jillene--you can still buy those?

ramsam said...

Isn't there a song by Madonna called "Parmesan Cheese?"

you know....
"Parmesan Cheese, I'm in trouble deep....Parmesan Cheese...I've been losing sleep. But I've made up my mind.
I'm keeping my baby."

in time out said...

love the post. thanks for writing. i love to read your blog. i posted three awards, come take them. for all my bloggie friends who I LOVE reading. thanks.

Anonymous said...

Fanny Packs are HOT especially over pregnant bellies.

Jillene said...

Apparently you still can buy them.

Wanna know what is worse? She unzipped said fanny pack, and pulled out a gallon size ziploc bag in which she had all of her money and credit cards.

Anonymous said...

The funniest thing, I was reading your post, and didn't catch the "I had a dream" and thought that really happened, I was LIKE WHAT!
SO I went back and re-read and got the I had a dream part
so I am glad you really didn't go off a cliff, and have to ride the bus home :)