Wednesday, October 15, 2008

When a 2 year old speaks English

Things can go horribly wrong.

Example: "Who my Bitches?"
Translation: "Where are my pictures?"

12 comments:

Erin said...

Between your child saying the word "bitches" and my 3 year old singing "Womanizer," people might wonder just what kind of children we are raising!

Kristina P. said...

That's what I say to my coworkers daily. I asked one of them if it was OK if I called him a "Cheap Bastard" last night. He's the coworker with a weird sense of humor, so he was not amused.

Brittany Marie said...

One of my first phrases was "Holy S***!" But that was the desired phrase, I wasn't trying to pronounce anything else. Guess where I learned that phrase??? Thanks, Mom. :)

Unknown said...

"Truck" was always an interesting word in those early years....
and my hubby drives one.

Jillene said...

Very funny!! My kids have said swear words and other bad words but it was because they were repeating me!!

Anonymous said...

I am literally splitting my side, here. That's as good as the time my 6 year old niece started sining along with the radio, "Play that funky music, white boy," except she didn't say "funky." ANother good laugh. My mil said, "Oh no, she doesn't know what she's saying." But my sil muttered under her breath to me, "Oh yes she does."

Anonymous said...

Not sining along with the radio, but sinGing.

Goob said...

oh, I dunno, sounds like sinning to me!

Vanessa said...

LOVE IT! We were having the baby try and say "Schmidt" the other day. Umm, yeah, you can only imagine what it came out as!

Anonymous said...

When kid's start learning how to spell. That too can be a disaster!

Once I think my son was
trying to spell "f a c t".

Elisa said...

Oh my! That is funny!

Whitney R said...

hahaha. Makes me laugh.. out loud.

Sorry I've been missing for a few days! I've been so incredibly swamped and then away from the comp for this weekend. I'm trying to catch up!